Those Are Nice Bunny Slippers
Dear Mr. Applicant,
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy day in bed to come down and apply for a job with us. I know it must be taxing to get out from under the covers, where you were so snuggly and warm. I assume you realize that if you were hired, you would have to repeat that practice everyday, right?
And although the job for which you have applied does not interact directly with customers, or anyone outside of the company, it would probably would have been a good idea to wear something other than your flannel pajama pants and fuzzy bunny slippers to meet with us. I do think your slippers are snazzy, and they DO look comfy. While you were taking the trouble to put on that button down shirt, you might also have slipped into some jeans and tennis shoes. You know–put your best forward and all.
Thanks again for coming in. If you hurry home, your bed covers may still be warm!
The Honest Boss